Hotel Meeting Holocaust (part 2)

Welcome back,

Touched a nerve yesterday I think, everyone emailing in telling me it sounds like their story.

It's good to hear I wasn't the only one hurting :p

We all share a similar story.

Talking with a good friend of mine last week. Thing he hated most was having to find somewhere to park his shitty car some distance away from the hotel so nobody would see it. I mean, you're a successful network marketer, you should be driving about in a Ferrari right?

Not desperately trying to hide the POS so your potential prospects don't instantly see you're a fraud.

Speaking of shitty cars...

A guy I knew was on his way to a monthly hotel meet up. Driving over the Kingston bridge, his car coughed and spluttered a little then came to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road.



With growing tailbacks on a busy saturday morning, the police came to get the situation under control. Realising there were strange looking 'packages' inside the car, the policeman started to empty the contents of the boot and stacked the nutritional products in a pile on the road with a cardboard box on top.

Next thing the wind blows some of the canisters over, tubs of powder rolling all over the road. The cardboard box tipped and 20,000 flyer's blew all over the bridge.

Once they got tidied up and the tow truck got him off the road, it had to go back as he'd caused a pile up due to the flyer's blowing around.

He was the main feature on the news section of the national radio for the whole day. Pity his business never got a mention :p

To add insult to injury, when the verdict came back on his POS car, the reason for the whole debacle was a faulty fuel gauge. He hadn't broken down...

He'd run out of fuel!

All in a days work for the busy network marketer and it saved him handing those bloody flyer's out on the street. :D

Looking after grown up babies.

I remember a 6 hour drive to attend a meeting. Had 2 promising distributors with me. I was pumped. They never appeared back after the first break. I found them at lunchtime, hammered in the hotel bar.

I also had to pay for their hotel room as they had spent all their money on alcohol.

I'm supposed to be building a million dollar empire not paying for 2 idiots to stay in Manchester for the weekend.

Years of dragging people along to meetings with nothing to show for it other than stingy hands and a couple more grey hairs, eventually wears thin.

But your frustration could soon be over...

The countdown is on, and the Home Business Accelerator coming to you will end the frustrated weekends away with nobody signing up.

They're gonna be so jealous :p

Sit tight soldier.

That's it for today...

Tomorrow, something else.

love ya
ewan

P.S. share this with your team of merry men and anyone else you think will benefit